Well, after many years of either wearing glasses or squinting, I went to be fitted for contacts only to be told I had to have a certain kind because of that stigmatism thing with my left eye and my eyes are dry and they'd have to be ordered and they are f****** more expensive than I thought. Why can nothing be simple around here? Do I give off bad vibes? Did I break too many mirrors? I'm really not joking, nothing I do takes the simple path, there's always a problem or a delay or something.